I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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