belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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