Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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