Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
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