Buhtt sex?
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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