But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
Randomize
