this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I'm just crazy horny about you
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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