I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
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I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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