I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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