hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
Randomize
