just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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