Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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