He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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