Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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