She went from zero to smokin in five shots
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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