i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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