Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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