I like my sex mixed with concussions.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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