i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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