New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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