You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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