In the future we'll all be gay
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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