Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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