last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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