yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
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