I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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