Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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