I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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