Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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