i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
it was like having sex with a tree stump
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
I think i got beer on your cat.
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