But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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