I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Randomize
