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everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
where does the pee come out of this thing
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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