maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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