was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I need to calm my uterus...
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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