I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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