And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Houston, we have a blender
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
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