i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
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