yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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