you would pick up someone in the library
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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