It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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