Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Randomize
