my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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