i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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