About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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