No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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