fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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