Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Just pee around me
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Randomize
