Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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