btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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