His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
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