Dual....:-)
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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