So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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