If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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