what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
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