So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
did you just send me my own nude
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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